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Only have one that comes to mind. "My Dream Boat".
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Recommended XMAS Viewing: Check It Out If You Dare | ||
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Well, no one else seems to be throwing out seasonal viewing suggestions right now -- is it because some of you are throwing up after a bout of bad parties or
bad movies instead?
Guess I'll have to step up to the challenge. Here it is: Single Blog (HK 2007) -- SPOILER AHEAD Believe it or not, there is a sequence near the beginning that places part of this movie around December. Kitty (Rain Li) is walking the steet in a daze, accompanied by her gal pal Vivian (Jo Koo), after a mean encounter with the rival who stole her boyfriend (Carl Ng as a dumpy and worthless bookworm). As Kitty passes a colorfully lit shop window decorated with miniature Christmas and Winter scenes, the tune of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" swells and she experiences a flashback to an earlier time before her breakup. The scene now shifts to her bedroom on Christmas Eve Past with her unattractive boyfriend begging her to put out. She is still a virginal girl and the loss of her chastity was supposed to be something special to her -- instead the moment is recalled as a pathetically unromantic, clumsy and unsatisfying bout of pathetically insensitve male lovemaking when it should have been tender and physically delicious. The bad memory of the unorgasmic non-consensual rear-entry by her boyfriend over her protests jolts Kitty back to the present, standing on the street in front of the store and listening to Vivian's advice. Single Blog is a raunchy soft-porn comedy that sort of occassionally offers up emotional depth and relationship insight into the mysterious game of love and the battle of the sexes. The women are attractive and most of the men are jerks. Rain Li never looked sexier. If you are a Jo Koo fan, she is at her most charmingly bitchiest and alluring. Anya shows up and does the girl-girl thing again with Monie Tang -- the last time it was with Maggie Q in Naked Weapon -- this time it seems extended and more explicit. For the ladies, you get to feast your eyes on pretty boys Raymond Wong and Andrew Lin. They both turn in good enough performances and strut their stuff. The rest of the male cast convincingly portray a bunch of really dorky saps that makes you wonder what in hell would any woman be thinking in settling for any of these guys. This is not a movie all about Christmas but I've highlighted the seasonal connection and hope it entices you to find some entertainment here. There's snappy dialogue, comedic situations, and some folks might improve their Cantonese pickup lines or work on their "Lipton Hand" technique. Hopefully my next posts will be more relevant to the XMAS topic.
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Already well into December 2008, and it seems there's little interest in holiday viewing? Okay, so my last recommendation wasn't the greatest so here goes a couple more. Empire of The Sun Yes there is a XMAS connection and it takes place in Asia so allow me to suggest this Hollywood big screen treatment of J.G. Ballard's semi-autobiographical novel of an English brat's surreal childhood in pre-WWII Shanghai. Jamie (J.G.) is enamored with aviation and Japanese military prowess as he grew up in a setting where the hot topic was continuing Japanese expansion on the Chinese mainland. For the Western Powers, the Second World War in the Pacific began December 8th, 1941 local time. It's remembered in the U.S.
as December 7th. So where is the Christmas connection in this movie? First, the story begins in December. Secondly, the English schoolboy Jamie
attends a Christmas party on December 7th at the British embassy in the International Settlement. In keeping with English custom, he along with many of the
children are dressed up in fun costumes for the celebration. Keep a sharp eye out for the street scene while Jamie is being chauffeured to the party -- for a
moment, the audience will catch a glimpse of a young German in the uniform of the local Shanghai chapter of the Hitler Youth. This young Jerry isn't
dressed for a Christmas party --he's dressed for the Nazi Party. Meanwhile Jamie is costumed in a fantasy Arabian outfit with turban and pointy curled toe
shoes. It's here at the party that he loses his toy glider over the embankment and then has his encounter with the massed Japanese infantry preparing for
the commencement of hostilities against Britain and the United States. This movie was one of first big budget Hollywood productions made on location in China.
Stephen Spielberg is a big name director and no doubt his reputation facilitated the cooperation of the Chinese authorities in the making of this movie.
EOTS was not a box office smash but has since gone on to be a video success. Be warned that there are a lot of the usual Spielberg's pet
themes and idiosyncracies in this movie. Oh yeah, there are also some fine character actors such as Miranda Richardson, Nigel Havers, John Malkovich, and Joe
Pantoglioni. The best part was seeing young pre-teen Christian Bale before he grew up to play characters such as Batman, Dieter Dengler, and the American
Psycho.
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A Chinese Odyssey: 2002
Not exactly a xmas film I know. But if anyone has got the same DVD that I ordered from YesAsia you'd think that it was one because of the pretty red cover. |
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Gee, it's that time of year again? Time sure flies. For some reason, a totally obscure movie came to mind (so obscure I had to go look up the title): Mr. Fortune, a really cheesy typical 80's comedy starring Anthony Chan Yau and Chingmy Yau. I think they dress up in Santa gear at one point. Plus, if I remember correctly Anthony's character is a toy designer so there's lots of fluffy bears, toy trains, etc. Awful movie. My parents probably still have it on VHS somewhere. Outside of movies, I've always loved "A Muppet Family Christmas" |
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Wong,
Christian Bale was the best thing in Empire. I still watch Charlie Brown Christmas. |
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Reply to Yinique and tzarine -- It's Already The Holiday Season | ||
Yinique wrote: Hi Yinique - While editing, merging and featuring topics I was pleasantly surprised to see that your posting was a shot in the arm for this one. If you perceive Christmas coming again so soon it means we're all getting older. XMAS seasonal merchandise was already competing with Halloween for display space in the stores before October 31st. Your suggestion of Mr. Fortune sounds intriguing as I had never heard of it. Is it even available anywhere for rental or purchase? A lost Chingmy Yau film!? And the Muppets! Well at least most of those old nostalgic TV specials are available on DVD even if they generally aren't broadcast re-runs. Hey tz: The best part of EOTS was when Jamie's amah slaps his face as the family servants loot the house after the British fled before the arrival of the Japanese. I have a real life anecdote (human interest not bawdy) related to the author J.G. Ballard and one of his schoolmates; an oldtimer and now passed away. It's not preserved anywhere except by oral tradition now and is somewhat lengthy but I won't relate it unless you are absolutely dying to hear it.
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Hey wongsaurus,
Re: Mr. Fortune, I saw the VCD on Yesasia but it's sans English subs. It's from the pre-Naked Killer days so Chingmy is still sporting her wavy 80's hair and pink lipgloss. Speaking of fluffy 80's comedies, I'm fairly certain there's gotta be some Christmas (or parties of some sort, at least) in one of those movies Chow Yun Fat made in 1988. Diary of a Big Man, Fractured Follies, The Greatest Lover, etc., If you perceive Christmas coming again so soon it means we're all getting older. XMAS seasonal merchandise was already competing with Halloween for display space in the stores before October 31st.Ugh, yes we are getting older. Alas, older but no wiser, but I'm only speaking for myself, naturally |
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Halloween is just over and it's Christmas madness already.
Wong, Yes to the JG Ballard story, please. There are all the versions of a Christmas Carol, animated to musicals to straight adaptations. |
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Older, Wiser and J.G. Ballard | ||
Yinique wrote:Please give yourself more credit. Your knowledge and wisdom is certainly evident in the keen insights and sharp perspectives you bring to our forum discussions and I appreciate that. For most folks enlightenment mostly comes with the passage of time in varying amounts (unless you are reincarnation of a spiritual person with instant and clear recall of past lives). Remember, the only alternative to getting older is dying young. Besides, nowadays chronological age seems to have become a less useful measure of the quality of life in many instances. I hope to find Mr. Fortune locally before placing a Yesasia order. Lack of subtitles is no big deal since I'm fluent in Canto. Watching Chingmy in a 80's do is better than sitting through Santa Claus Conquers The Martians with Pia Zadora again. Older and no wiser. On that note, I'll be starting a topic about Empire of The Sun in the non-Asian section. My story about J.G. Ballard will be appearing there. In the meantime I hope more folks will post seasonal viewing ideas in this thread. |
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Mine are the same every year (and not the least bit Asian): the two MST3K Christmas episodes, the Sesame Street Christmas, and that He-Man special where
Skeletor discovers the spirit of the season.
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justinslot wrote:You just hit it right on as to part of the appeal of seasonal viewing. What makes Christmas /Winter video fun is regularly revisiting your own favorite holiday classics as part of your family and friends traditions. From October through December, It is customary for me to always watch Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas over and over. I never get tired of the top notch stop-motion animation and Tim Burton's dark visions. I can sort of sing along with the soundtrack when I'm watching and listening but the moment it's off I cannnot recall most of the tunes and lyrics. Guess I'm not as hardcore a fan as Rocky Horror types. Based on the amount of licensed products and collectibles NMB4XMAS seems to have an incredible fan base among teens and twenty-somethings. Japanese youth in particular seem to be really into it. Trivia: You can also win a few bar bets with the fact that Oogie Boogie's speaking and singing voice were performed by Ken Page who was Old Deuteronomy in the Broadway production of Cats (you can see him in the Great Performances version) One recent kiddies' animated movie from a few years back that I haven't mentioned is The Power Puff Girls in The Fight Before Christmas. It came out when PPG popularity was already waning and if you are a fan then check it out. Interestingly, no HK or other Asian films have become seasonal viewing traditions with me and my friends and family. Guess none of them really have an appropriate uplifting holiday mood. Of course if we're talking about the darker side or more melancholy or cynical stuff then there's plenty of titles to consider. That reminds me, it's time to dig up my copy of Night Corridor and spring it on unsuspecting viewing companions who haven't experienced it yet. Did that sound like trick or treat or both? |
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A Hollywood XMAS Movie Ripe for an HK Ripoff | ||
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It's already been nineteen years going on twenty that Home Alone (USA 1990) was released and became the monster holiday movie of the last
decade of the 20th century and also spawned two sequels to its franchise. Oddly, it seems that its popularity seems to have fallen off in recent years and I
am somewhat surprised that no one has mentioned it in this thread so far.
I've wondered why it was never re-made as a Hong Kong or some other Asian version. I was sure that this was something that Wong Jing could have easily adapted for HK audiences. MaCaulay Culkin certainly has not successfully transitioned into an adult film career and possesses none of his boyish charm. I wonder what an HK/Wong Jing Home Alone might be like? Who could have been cast as the Cantonese Kevin McCallister? Could you imagine a Kevin portrayed by a young William Hung or Edison Chen? Why do I say this? Because some movie versions of A Christmas Carol have some incredibly big Tiny Tims. Incidentally, that's another English laguage story that apparently has never been made into a Chinese version.
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AlHaru |
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One weird thing about HK Cinema is that audiences and box offices do not favour HK-made kids movies. When a movie is about kids, so often there has to be a big
name attached to it; for example, Andy Lau in Wait Til You're Older.
But when it comes to foreign movies, so often kids movies fare exceptionally well with impressive ticket sales. Billy Elliot was one. Home Alone would never see a HK version. Christmas in Asian countries is not about family values and gatherings, but more of a collective celebration of an alien culture. Non-religious Asians do not celebrate Christmas for the birth of Jesus Christ, nor for the nature of a family tradition; it is festive, western, and "being cool". Home Alone triggers the thoughts of family values and ties - leaving a kid alone in Christmas is probably the evilest thing to do! - and hardly can these apply to the collective perceptions of Christmas in this crowd. I'm going to nominate Die Hard 2 if it hasn't already been mentioned. One damn good Christmas movie if you ask me, also the second best John McClain can offer better than his flipping off the wings of a fighter jet like Superman in Live Free Or Die Hard. |
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Strange XMAS Thoughts and Viewing Recommendations | ||
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A Hong Kong Movie Recommendation from Christmas Past | ||
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This movie dates from a quarter of a century ago and sorry that it's about WW2 again. But it's worth watching. Kozo liked it too.
It's my last XMAS suggestion until next year when I hope that some other readers might come up with better recommendations. Hong Kong 1941 (HK 1984) The story is notably dramatic and sober as told from the viewpoint of the leading female character. It's almost a downer. You won't see a single Santa or any seasonal decorations. There are no references to specific dates but it all takes place in the environs of Hong Kong and spans the days preceding and following December 25, 1941. Chow Yun Fat won a Best Actor Golden Horse Award for this one. His co-stars include Alex Man, Cecilia Yip (she would team up with Chow again in Peace Hotel in 1995). Supporting actors Paul Chun Pui, Wu Ma, and Stuart Ong are the three villains who make life hell for Chow, Alex and Cecilia. |
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